Hey rookie!
Did'ya hear about the incident?

...What?

Yeah, like, it happened 'bout a month or so.
Apparently back at the old lab, some dudes totally like, escaped or something.

Oh, now that's bullshit.
Nothing gets outta there, you know that.
For once I was hoping you'd tell me something real...or at least you'd come up with more credible stories of yours.

No, no! I'm telling you! It totally happened for real, man.

Hmm-hm. Yeah...Just like the fairy pig in the backyard?
What are you, 7?

Hey! That was as distraction to get the teacher away from my hidden stash, alright?
I'm being serious this time! Two individuals, a worker and a subject, they totally got their asses outta here.

Ugh, fine.
Tell me about it.

Okay, okay. So. Remember the previous subject...? That week had been like, totally slow and stuff. Because they had been looking for that guy for apparently a longass time.

You mean Subject ########? I thought he died.

That's the point! It was a lie! Hear me out, I read this in the Hallway's papers.

Woah, woah. The Hallway? Are you crazy? They'll execute you if they see you snooping around there.

Hmm? Are you doubting my sneaking skills? Don't sweat it, they'll never catch me.
Rookie, are you forgetting I've been here for longer than you? I totally like, know more than you. I'm smarter, cooler, and totally a big sneakmaster compared to you.

Okay, fiiine, I get it. Sheesh. Just continue your story.

Apparently that Subject was important. Like, something about him they really needed to get the lab going. Thing is, something went wrong. And that something totally screwed up the entire lab, I'm telling you.

Not gonna lie, I did hear he was important.

You betcha! He was different. It didn't specify how, though.

Hmm...I guessing he was smarter than any of you. It doesn't really take much.

Yeah, like, he totall-
Wait, did you just call me dumb or something?

I don't know, did I?

WOW. ANYWAY. They put him under the experiment. Said he got up to the Terrible Awful No-Good Phase.

The..."Terrible Awful No-Good Phase". Are you serious?

Well it's not the Fantastic Good Yes-Good Phase, is it?

...
Your mind really is something.

So he got up to there, and earned his rest. Thing is, they had to forcefully get him out of there. There were two workers watching over him, and guess what? Apparently, one of them had like...a story with him. Tooootally smoochin'.

You mean like they were in love? Wow, that's sure something you'll never get to experience.

Hey..! I'm telling you classified info, and all you do is break my dreams? Not cool, bro!

Right, I'm sorry. Keep going.

So he totally snapped after phase 2, so that worker he had a story with had to supervise him in his cell. But something totally happened there, because they claim they witnessed something totes unbelievable in the cameras. Like, totes. The subject managed to do the impossible, and the worker's emotionless and heartless brainwashing was somehow completely wiped!

You mean like...he got reverted to pre corruption?

Exactly that. So because of that, they both escaped together. It even claims they were never found again, and are still being hunted by the forces. It also mentioned that apparently the other worker was shut down, and never seen again. Apparently he malfunctioned out of nowhere shortly before the two ran away.

Wow. that's crazy. And you said this was in a paper in the Hallway?

Yeah! I totally couldn't believe it. It's crazy, man!

Totally crazy. Unbelievable... you're truly getting good with your stories, you know?

Awwh what, you don't believe me? I'm telling you, it's true!

Sorry, bro, that's just too nuts to believe. You're always feeding me this bullshit.

That's true...

See? Even he admits it. Ice cream at 3?

Chocolate chip?

Chocolate chip.

Okay, last to reach the ice cream truck is a gigantic loser! Vrooom!!

Hey, not so fast! Wait for me!